Friday, February 7, 2014

LIFESTYLES OF THE MODESTLY-MONIED AND LITTLE-KNOWN

Hello All,

Here's a piece on my fiancee and I's lavish house and our equally lavish lifestyle. I know everyone's dying to see what the house of a writer looks like, so ... feast your eyes. You can't see very well in the photos, but our walls are wallpapered in $100 bills. And our floors are pure gold. And delicious Fresca pours from our taps instead of dreary, cheap water. Yes, we truly do live the life of earthbound gods. Are you jelly? Yeah, you're jelly.

Many thanks to Marcy Cornblum for doing the interview!


All best, Craig.

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